The bestselling author of Getting Rid of Matthew and Strictly Between Us tells a bitter-sweet tale of high passions, infidelity and revenge. Compulsively readable. I loved it. A deliciously devious plot. A darkly comic and addictive read. A romp-along tale of infidelity, manipulation and getting even.
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Very pleasing. The twists and turns of My Sweet Revenge will totally hook you. You can always rely on Jane Fallon for a well-crafted, dryly funny, just-one-more-chapter-before-I-turn-out-the-light read. My Sweet Revenge ticks all those boxes.
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Tell Me a Secret Jane Fallon. In actuality, I redid the entire test before turning it in. When we got the papers back, he looked at my paper first, then confusedly at his own, wondering how it could have happened. That's what you get when you mess with me. He had recently lost his job and fallen behind on his car payments. Instead of telling him I knew he'd cheated, I called the car lot and told them where he was hiding his car.
I was with him when his family called and told him his car had been repossessed, and I was grinning from ear to ear on the inside. I dumped him a week or so later and never told him what I had done. He never got the car back. About an hour later, I heard a shriek. This coworker had obviously been the thief, as she was covered in Coke. She couldn't deny it and had to pay me for every bottle she'd ever stolen. They then moved in together, and he continually cheated on her, but she had no idea.
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She thought she was special — they all do. Unsurprisingly, they broke up. They clearly used it, but none of my bottles have been touched since. He was a very particular person, and he insisted that there be some kind of scent in the room at all times, whether it be a plugin, incense, or a candle. Well, when I was helping her get the last of her things out of his place, she pulled out of her tote a plastic container filled with raw shrimp, which she then put into the ends of all the hollow curtain rods.
About a week later, we heard that he was going nuts because 'someone' in the building must be storing garbage in their apartment. We don't know if he ever figured out where the stench was coming from. This was my first time rooming with someone who wasn't a friend, so I didn't think to ask for proof and took her at her word. I discovered her scam when she was showing my room to a prospective new roommate — I was due to move soon — and overheard her offer my original rate.
I also found out from the landlady that we were supposed to be gone a month before my roommate had told me, but because I had sublet the room, I couldn't legally be held responsible for anything.
As it turns out, there were fires in the area, so I moved my belongings out ASAP, just a few days before the end of the current month. I'd have to be out the next month anyway.
However, I had already given my roommate the check for the last month, but I dropped by the bank on the way out to cancel it. There was no point paying for a month I wasn't going to be there for, and besides, my scamming roommate had already gotten enough to cover it by overcharging me. A day or two later, she blew up my phone demanding the rent, but she eventually came to realize she couldn't legally make me pay.
Finally, she gave up and said that she had forgiven me. As a petty cherry on the revenge cake, I immediately sent her a text thanking her, then blocked her number. I told my boss, but she just told me I was making 'strong accusations' and couldn't do anything about it.
Anyway, they would take only the savory stuff, such as chips, salted nuts, etc. I wish I could have seen the reaction of the person that took a bite out of those chips. My lunch was never stolen again. So, I put up two ads on Craigslist saying she was selling ducks and a donkey.